Relief

This conversation yesterday was priceless. Mike had just come home from soccer and I was sitting in front of my computer (shocker).

Me: We need to talk.

Mike (with extremely concerned expression): Okayyyy. What is it?

Me: We have got to do something about the toilet.

Mike: Oh. Ha! I thought you were going to say you were pregnant. Whew!

Me: No. The toilet is just not flushing right at all.